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Ways to Annoy People in the Computer Lab

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "NO!!! They've found me!" and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files. Use Interactive Send...

The 21st Century of Innovative Business Strategy

Web Portal E-Commerce is the best way for an economical yet a global approach for your marketing and advertising needs. The use of internet and other related communication elements are being used by the tech-experts to sell and promote goods and services in public without too much usage of available resources. Internet marketing includes pay-per-click ads, animated banner ads, international e-mail marketing, affiliate marketing, interactive advertising, search engine marketing, article marketing, and blog marketing. A very good example for this strategic approach is through the use of powerful Web Portals. A Web Portal or commonly referred to as simply a portal, is a Web Site or service that offers a wide array of resources and services. The first Web portals such as America On-Line or AOL provide access to the Web and other services like paid advertising and online marketing. Imagine there are 1.1 billion of internet users all over the world and increasing 18-20% per year. So ther...